*episode opens with someone going about their every day life*
ghost/monster: LMAO NOT ANYMORE stabstabstab
person: aw fuck he ate my liver :(
*sam and dean are in some food place*
dean: damn i just fucking love pancakes man you know what else i love
sam: what?
dean: K̴̸̡͎̯͎͙͇I͏̫̼̺̜̜̞͞ͅL͏҉̨̳͓̘̥͖͢ͅĻ̵̵̠͕̦̮͍͉̙͚̘͎̣͚̗̻̀̕I͟͝҉̴̨̟̱̜̞͉N̥͚͇̦̮̥̣͇̞͇͚̲͙͓̤̭̠͔͘ͅG̡͏͓͚͇̠̟̟̺͙̼̺̝̹͕̞̻ ̶̛͕̖̙͚̥̺̺̗̱̰̞̘͡D̵̴̨̞̜̪̩̳͙̥͈̰͇̖̝̩̰ͅĘ̶͏̸̭͉̣M̶̷̫̩̳̲̤̦̪̤̺͖̝͎̝̦̜͇͍̙͍͡O̶͏̛͈̯̣͍̗̘̲̜̘͈̭̙ͅN̨̨̧͎̯͈͔̰̬̟͈̤͈̝͡S̶̵͙̦̲͙̫͖͇͔͔͡ͅͅ
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam: hey dean look at this some guy’s liver was ripped out and apparently another guy’s liver was also ripped out
dean: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB LET’S GO
*they’re in the car*
sam: dean i just… you need to stop treating me like a little kid… i just ugh dean you suck ass
dean: wow fuck u sam
sam: WHAT DONT BE MAD AT ME IM JUST SAYING WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME WEEEEEH
*cut to them interviewing the family*
wife: sooo yeah i just heard him screaming
dean: maam was he screaming about… dank memes, by any chance?
sam: wtf
wife: wtf are you guys crazy?
sam and dean:
wife:
sam and dean:
wife: … actually he was
sam: dean i did some research online and i think i know what this is
dean: A̴̴̢̢ͫ̆̅͆͒ͪͫ̔̎ͨ͋̓͏̦̞͎̮̞͈̯̪̗̮̼͉̭̳̻ ̴̷̧̣͔̤̞͔͈͖̠͇̗̟̻̿̄̾ͧ̐͂͢͝Ḓ̡̛̛̺̙̹̣̏̾̆ͩ̌ͤ̍̔̏̓ͨ̃́̚͝E̛̘̫͍͕͖̳̦̾̐̍́M̷̴̋̀̾ͩ͑͑̐̋̋̓ͮ̃҉̵̳̟͇̼̖͇̲̭̝̪Ǫ̷̧̩̰͈͇̱̲̗ͮ́ͩ̋̋̏ͪͤ̐̇̒ͣ̀Ņ̴̛͉̺͖̺͚͎̲̗̠ͦ̒̉̓̐͋́ͥ̎̆̑̈́ͬ́̚ͅ?̂̃̒͂͐͑ͮ͐̎ͣ̈ͪ́̚͟͏͎͉̜̯̩͈͖̟̤̲̣͈̕ͅ!̶̶̢̩̼̗͉̤̤͙͉̠́ͭ̿͆̽̔̍͂̽ͨͣ̈́́̚͘ͅ
sam: no u fuck dad wrote about it in his journal. it’s called the dank meme ghost it attacks people who abuse dank memes
dean: so we gank it by salting and burning the bones
*they do that but then someone else gets their liver eaten*
dean: WELL SHIT MY ASS AND CALL ME SHIRLEY HOW TF DO WE KILL THIS
sam: THERE’S A RITUAL WE HAVE TO COMPLETE but first we have to lure it here…
dean: ok ill be the bait… Pepe the frog is a terrible meme
*meme ghost appears
ghost: h̶̨̙̻̜̹̲̞̖̼̣͔̠̫̓̃̌͋̕͜ǫ͕̞̦̦̟͎̣̞̩͍̺̘̮͖̖̼̦̦̆ͯ͛̑̿ͣ͆̀̕͠ͅw̨͈̰̥̖͎̻͔̣͎͓͖̼̰̭̝͈͇̬ͧͫ͗̇ͥͪͬ͋̌͌͊̌̓̆ͭ̐ͪ̉̀͟͠ ͧ͗ͫ͐̌̀̉ͩ̌̏ͣͫ̋ͤ̇̐̑̈҉̧̛̛̼͙͎͇̱̞͙͢f̷̻͍̰̝̰͎̯͎̪̼̮̘̥̲̳͋ͨ̋̌̇ͤ͋̅̀̓̓̆̑́̚͡ư̸̳̩̬̣̬͓̥͔͕̱͇̪͕̜̗̳̰̙̳ͬ͂̊̄̍͋̈́̃͑̇̓ͫ̄̅̈́͂́̚͝c̡͆ͬ͆̇ͤͣ̋̚͘҉̹̩̞͓͉̮̫̝̞̻̞͉͈̞ͅͅk̨̡̪̤̺̲̩̟͓͕̯̝ͨ̓ͯ͆ͥ͂ͧ̄͐͑̂ͥ̍̈́̚͡͝i̴̺͖̥̰̩̘̮̭͋̊͂͊ͅg̛̘̮̫͕͖̦̞̹͙̖̠̲̞͇͍̪̀̒̑ͨ͂͋̾͜͝ṅ̵͔͕͇̱͈͍͛ͧͪ̃͂̐ͬ͌ͨ̇̓̓ ̨̃̑̌̉̇̉̉ͥ͋͐ͪ͊̑ͨ̍̽͢͏̴̫̯̬͍̳͉̰͓̦̠̰͔̲̫̞̤̹̟d̸̵̢̥̲̞̦̙̪̦͚̯̼̝̖̠̳̗͗̀ͥ̂͛ͥ̓̌̂͋ͣͪ̆̅ͪ̄͆̉͢aͬ̇̅ͧ̇̇̽̉͜͟͏͉͈͙̬̭͚͖͚̟͖ͅrͯ̔͗̽͛ͪ̈́̌̽͗̀͏͏̞̭͎̮͓́͝ͅe̢͇͇̰̰̱̞̠̜̯̰̻̲ͭ͗̾͆̔̃͐͂͗ͩ̈͘ ̵̵̧̢̬͈̺͍͙̺ͭ̌ͪ̓̍͐̋͗ͭ̚y̴̛̥͔̫͍̟̞̱̤̗̮̤̼͕̽̔̓̓ͣ͑ͣ̇ͭ̂̀́͢o̎̋̋̓̈̄̋̽ͯ̈͗ͮ̉͟҉̶̺̻̜͇̪̦͉͚̠͈̩͘͢u̷̜̞͔͍͇̟̱͕͚ͬͣͦ̓ͅ
sam: RAVIOLI RAVIOLI SEND AWAY THE GHOSTIOLI
ghost: ah shit
*ghost dies*
dean: wow we did good huh sam
???: NOT SO FAST
*a demon appears*
dean: S̸̛̛ͣ̑̈ͪͯ̃ͥ̈͟Ḩ̨̾̌̿ͩ̍̆̈͋̎͑͊ͭͦ̅̐͝I̷͌͛̂͂̔̄̕͢T̡͐ͦ̏̄̽ͤͫ̐͐͝ ̃ͦ̇̏̌̀̐҉̨Į̷̧̔͒̓́͐́̆̒ͪ̌͐̉̌̓ ͊͒ͬ͌̅̂ͧ͋̊̽͑͊̊͆ͥ̉͞͏̷̧Ķ͗ͯ̽̅̒̾̐ͭͪ͋̆̉̎͢N̽̆̃̑̆̾ͬͩ̌̒̾̀̀͆͛̉͞͏E̢̧͊̄̏̌͒͊ͯ̽ͤͮ̈́̏͠W̢̡̛ͣ̅͗ͮ̈̄ͯ̆̌͝͞ ͐ͦ̋̉̕҉̸̧͢Ï̡ͬ̅̈́͛͘͝T̴ͭ͐̈͂ͫ̀̕͞͠
demon: *says something ominous to sam and then disappears*
sam: OMG DEAN I CANT EVER BE NORMAL HOW DO I FIGHT THIS DARKNESS INSIDE ME AND ALSO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME WEEEEH
dean: i mean considering all the shit you’ve done to me-
sam: SHUT UP DEAN IM A BETTER HUNTER THAN YOU’LL EVER BE WEEEEEEEEEH
bobby: idjits